Tea

Cause of death: suicide...The raven, symbol of death became death today. The note stated that Haydn, upon accidentally eating the extremely poisonous GUIGIAN TEA LEAF, decided to hang himself. However, several factors led to a heightened suspicion amongst the flock about their friend's death. They authorized the famed surgeon, Dr. Esposito, to conduct an altopsy -- a procedure that may validate the uncertainty that Haydn's death just may have been a setup, the result of a jealous starling's attempt to rid the flock of their well loved, extremely talented leader.

Song

As a result of his inappropriate behavior in the Court of Orpheus, Cupid was ordered to pay pennance by repairing Apollo's beloved cello. Apollo, never dismissed for his love of the arts, was certain that nothing got in the way of his wine, women, and song.

Tired and tattered from the day’s battle on Tongue Creek, Tashunkewitko takes time to reflect upon the inherent potential that lies within the simple egg that has miraculously escaped destruction. He ponders the unnecessary complexity that humanity has not only allowed, but embraced.

Chair

Yours is the cloth, mine is the hand that sews time; his is the force that lies within.
-Led Zeppelin