Legends and Tales

There were many legends and tales about the deep South...hidden facts and elusive theories as to our nation's dependence of foreign fuels. Well, it didn't take a genius to understand one true FACT - that the American people are literally being hosed. On this day, one modern-day Indian, sick of being bullied, took it upon himself to put the squeeze on the tangible manifestation of crooked bureaucracy - the gas pump.

Plain

Now in plain view, Nero was susceptible to the onslaught of poisoned arrows.

Stitches

But always remember - that which a man stitches is always vulnerable to the picks of jealous hatred.
-anon.

100%

While even the greatest scientists who came before him utilized, at greatest, 23% of their brain's maximum potential, Dr. Esposito discovered a way to use it all. Dark, dark days ensued - as the smarter and more innovative civilization became, the greedier, more unhappy and self-consumed they had become.